Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I touched a dick in church today
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
