New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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