break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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