No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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