That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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