her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
