kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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