My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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