Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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