Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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