Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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