I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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