Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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