There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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