id be glad to
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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