Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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