People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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