I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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