Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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