Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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