Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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