I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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