Plan B is the new Plan A
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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