did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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