omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My feet surprised me
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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