your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Pooping to opera.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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