Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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