Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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