Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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