try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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