Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
