watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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