Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
