Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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