So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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