Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
not ubering you a puppy
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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