I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
All I want is dick and wine.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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