yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Boobs are out for the taking
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Your penis caused this!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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