Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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