normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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