scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
People with herpes should wear stickers.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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