girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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