I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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