And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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