If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
