it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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