I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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