The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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