OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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