I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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