we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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