I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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