what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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