last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
