I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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