We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Randomize
